Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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