Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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