"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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