My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need to wash the frat house off of me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So apparently I’m into choking now
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