do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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