I hate your face
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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