i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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