you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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