I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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