so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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