There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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