I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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