I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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