If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
