If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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