he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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