This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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