glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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