I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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