Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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