dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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