how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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