they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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