I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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