I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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