i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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