CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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