You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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