Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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