Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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