That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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