Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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