At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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