Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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