i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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