you would pick up someone in the library
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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