We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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