I feel like abortions should bother me more
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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