Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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