We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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