Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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