the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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