please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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