Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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