I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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