trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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