Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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