I must be too annoying 4 u.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
farters have to be the big spoon...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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