I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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