sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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