Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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