I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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