So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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