I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The chlamydia really affected his face.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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