I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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