Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
