Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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