It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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