He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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