she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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