Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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